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Krampus is a mythical creature recognized in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies St. Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children.

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "FILEIO.TXT" ITZ "TehFilez"?
    AWSUM THX
        BTW #There is no standard way to output to files yet...
        VISIBLE "Hello" ON TehFilez
        BTW #There isn't a standard way to append to files either...
        MOAR VISIBLE "World" ON TehFilez
        GIMMEH LINES TehLinez OUTTA TehFilez
        I HAS A SecondLine ITZ 1 IN MAH TehLinez
        VISIBLE SecondLine
    O NOES
        VISIBLE "OH NOES!!!"
KTHXBYE


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I know Twilight is awful, but …Twilight caters to the sexual fantasies of teenage girls. I’m not saying in a good way, but there’s not much else at the cinema that does– not in a young adult fantasy genre that invariably reduces females to also-rans or decorative sidekicks while the Harry Potters and Lightning Thieves get on with their questing.

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—	-Anne Billson, The Guardian

“I guess I’m just used to being in my own skin.”
- Rick Genest for Dermablend Pro.

thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Listen To It of the Day: In this short clip from his upcoming comedy album Finest Hour, Patton Oswalt offers up the only valid argument against same-sex marriage, and proceeds to render all other arguments null and void.

Finest Hour is out September 20th via Comedy Central Records.

[splitsider.]

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Sicilian Woman Holding Grapes, 1914

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-Anne Billson, The Guardian